2. Ew, that's so upb of tinachan and dreachu to trace other people's drawings and then go bashing other tracers
3. HAPPY UPB DAY
the common (but not remembered) cause for this is :
a) running into things
b) falling on your face
c) general clumsiness
These contusions are noticed most likely the morning after, with a slightly hungover expression of "huh?"
"I thought you punched me in the face, but now I find out I just fell over"
"There is a huge U.P.B. on my leg"