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1. UPB
An acronym standing for Ugly Pilgrim Boy. Refers to pretty much anything you think is weird, creepy, funny, etc. Can be used as an adjective or a noun.
1. He is upb

2. Ew, that's so upb of tinachan and dreachu to trace other people's drawings and then go bashing other tracers

3. HAPPY UPB DAY
2. UPB
Upper Pussy Bulge, also known a s FUPA (fat upper pussy area). That extra pouch of fat in obese chicks that hangs over their genitalia
That girl's got a nasty UPB going on.
3. UPB
The ultimate paper bitch.

see paper bitch
Not getting it in, classic UPB move.
4. upb
Short for "Yo(U) (P)oor (B)astard. Anyone who has to do anything deemed undesirable.
"I have to work all weekend."

"Sorry to hear that, UPB."

"What?"

"You poor bastard."
5. UPB
Acronym for unidentified party bruise.
I went on a bender last night, and woke up with seven UPB's; it must have been a great night.
6. UPB
Acronym for : Under-Paid Benchers.

Under-Paid Benchers are those people who REALLY run the world... but are not given enough credit or the right/ appropriate compensation for their continuous hardships undergone for the progression of some unidentified corporate entity.
examples of UPB:

IT peeps; Network Admins; Customer Support Reps;
Waste Management peeps; Teachers; and so on....
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