Nick: Dude, I hooked up with Rachel last night.
Zach: No way! You hooked up with the unicorn!?
Nick: Yea dude. We were drinkin beer and the next thing I know, she had her mouth around the tip of my penis. Then I took her back to my place and gave her the Tony Danza.
(n.) A person that lacks a real world perspective and wears rose colored goggles; someone that prances around and sees only rainbows, fairies, and gumdrops; A term used to describe most college freshman.
Just met some of the incoming freshman class. This time tomorrow we are going to be up to our armpits in unicorns!
She is such a unicorn! Last night she came to the apartment and yelled "Hey guys!" When she walked in. Then she started dancing around the room twirling and singing.
-Do you think she will be there tonight? I had better wear my lucky boxers in case she wants to talk to me.
-Dude, quit acting like a unicorn.