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8.
The rare creature who is able to give you the thing you always wanted but thought you you could never have.
"You fell in love with a unicorn. It was beautiful, then sad, then sadder. I laughed, I cried, I puked in my mouth a little. And honestly, I kind of get it."
by lilyrosa July 31, 2013
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9.
As rare a real unicorn is. This fascinating sexual experience is when a female giving you fellatio starts to migrate south to your butthole. As she tosses your salad she begins to jerk your member. At this specific moment, she resembles a unicorn polishing her horn (your penis). Yes, it is as magnificent, rare, and pleasurable as it sounds. I would recommend that if any of my fellow alpha males find a women that expresses her love of the unicorn that you wife her IMMEDIATELY. Enjoy!
While the fugazi started to give me head, she went down, started eating my ass and jerking me off and the same damn time. I unicorned that bitch bro!

Female: Hey baby! Make me into a unicorn!
by Tugey November 24, 2013
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10.
A mysterious creature born from the mating of a narwhal and a horse, they are given the horn of the narwhal, the body and head of a horse, and a beauty like no other. It is common for them to be in odd colors, such as blue or purple, the rarer ones are gold or silver. Due to the fact that a unicorn horn can be used to overthrow the government, they have been hunted to near extinction. Now there are only small clans of unicorns, but if you can find one, treasure it and soon it will grow wings and you will become king of the world.
Guy 1: I found a tribe of Unicorns!
Guy 2: Now we can overthrow the evil anarchy of the government!
by TheUnicornRider December 15, 2012
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11.
A pretty girl or woman that loves comic books, sci-fi and gaming. They're out there, but it's impossible to catch one.
"Look at the unicorn buying the X-Men comics"
by Bubble Shoot October 24, 2011
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1. Horses with horns on heads.
2. SEXY.
3. PLEASE BREAK FOR ME
"There are a bunch of unicorns in my house."
by ploopster March 13, 2005
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13.
A horse with an ice-cream cone on its head
"hey is that a unicorn??"
"Nah mate, its just a cone on a horse"
by melbournesux March 03, 2014
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14.
A virgin.
"I was a unicorn in high school. I didn't lose my horn until I met your father."
by Pear's Megzo January 11, 2014
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