Guy 2: Yeah, I guess they finally realized UMD stood for Useless Media Disc
Guy 1: Hey, on an unrelated note, did you buy the new album from your favorite band released on a Sony label?
Guy 2: Nah, after that whole rootkit debacle I decided to pirate all music released under Sony. It is what they deserve
2. A name used by students of other Maryland public universities in order to falsify their worth by using the reputation of UMCP.
Guy2: "I go to UMD."
Guy1: "Really? College Park? That's become a very selective and prestigious school in the past few years--"
Guy2: "Actually... I meant University of Maryland, Eastern Shore."
Guy1: "Oh... where's that?"
Ironically, the universal media dik isn't even compatible internationally, let alone universally.
Steve: oh cool.
*puts game in psp*
Steve: that'll show you for buying that piece of shit.
B: Um... Dartmouth.
A: Wow, you go to Dartmouth College?
B: Um, no, UMD.
A: Oh, sucks for you.