2. The school that is no longer a safety... in more ways than one.
3. The only school worth going to in the state of Maryland.
"Well it's getting to be close to 3pm and it will be dark in about 3 hours at UMCP. I should probably go with somebody so I dont get robbed."
2. A school where the people who run it waste money like gibbering jackasses.
3. A school that purchases several $2 million dollar tour busses for the basketball team - which they will then refuse to use.
4. A geographical location wherein the people who give parking violations and the personal servants of the Devil may or may not be the same people - the actual facts are still hotly debated.
"UMCP spent how much on a tour bus?"
"Those hellspawn from UMCP parking services fucked me good!"