Sort of like University of Maryland without all the sports and riots.

*U Made a Bad Choice
*U Must Be Crazy
*U Must Be Chinese
*University of Maryland, Baltimore Construction
UMBC is a widely known sports school with an undefeated football team. We have so much school spirit that most of the time you have to buy tickets to athletic events a few weeks in advance.

An "honors university" in Baltimore, MD known for having a large amount of asians, brown, and black people. Frequently bashed by other schools because not only are UMBC students smarter, but they also have the best herb in the state.

a. U Made a Bad Choice
b. A University in Maryland populated primarily by squirrels.

U Must Be Chinese

U Made a Bad Choice

U Must Be Crazy

U Mustn't Be Conforming

University of Maryland Bejing China or
U Must Be Chinese

Undeniably the Most Boring College