Real person: "Yeah I have actually, they throw an awesome show."
UK Fake: "Oh, I bet. I wanna go sooo bad but my mom's a wanker and won't give me the money."
Real Person: "Name one of them."
UK Fake: "Ugh, well there's... I gotta go, cheerio!"
Real Person #2: "Fuck that UK Fake, has anyone ever told him he looks like a dick wearing that flag?"