University of East Anglia
A leading 1994 Group University which is particularly renowned for its creative writing and environmental science programmes. Notable alumni include the novelists Ian McEwan and Kazuo Ishiguro, former Leader of the House of Lords Baroness Amos, and one winner of the Nobel Prize.
Admissions tutor: what grades did you get?
Admissions tutor: well then come to UEA!
University of East Anglia, Norwich
A wonderful place to study, helped by the presence of the LCR
which hosts events such as Club Retro, Now 90s, and fancy dress theme nights such as 999 or Playboy.
"I'm studying maths at UEA"
The seperation of two limbs co-exsisting inside a human bellybutton.
"Hmmm. You seem to have an unusually large uea on you."
"University of Easy Access", nickname of the University of East Anglia (Norwich
'My exam results aren't good enough for the University of Portsmouth'...'never mind; UEA will snap you up'.