UDI'S are basically referred to as Unidentified Drinking Injuries. These occur when you are drinking of course. New injuries from drinking aren't noticed till after you are sober, you can not for the life of you remember how you received said injury, but it's obviously due to too much alcohol consumption from the night previous. When drinking you easily obtain bruises as well, so if you were drinking last night and you wake up with hella new bruises, you know why.
Friend one: "Damn dude! I woke up this morning with a fuckin' golf ball sized bruise on my thigh, what happened?!"
Friend two: "How many other UDI's
did you get from last night??? I think I saw you get that one, you knocked right into a table!"
Hungover friend one: "I have nine new bruises from last night..."
Hungover friend two: "UDI's?"
Hungover friend one: "fuck, yup."
word of the day: February 12, 2008
Unidentified Drinking Injury
When one is drunk, one picks up random bruises, aches and pains. At worst, cuts an bruises too.
I pretty sure I broke a finger playing cards last night. wtf.
"Holy crap!! Where did you get that bruise on your arm?!?!"
"I don't know, its a UDI from Happy Hour on Friday."
-uDi(United Drunks International) - noun. A gathering of epicness of epic people who know how to have a good time and own like no tomorrow.
-uDi(United Drunks International) - noun. A group of gamers whose sheer awesomeness will burn and melt anyone who cannot handle the win. Best. Clan. Ever.
-uDi(United Drunks International) - adjective. A title given to select individuals who have show skills that can't be replicated in the gaming community.
-uDi(United Drunks International) - noun. A home away from home for people that suffer any level of disorder that the outside word would laugh at or shun them away. For example: Alcoholism, Retardation, Con Artists, Ban Hammers, Pie Lovers, Late Night Antics, Supreme Burners and Grumpy Old Men.
-"When I grow up, I want to be just like the guys at uDi!"
-"If only uDi were a governmental body, then the world would be a perfect place"
-"I need a place to go since no one likes me. I wonder if uDi will take me under their wing?"
Unidentified Drinking Injury
Man1: Dude, why is your fucking elbow bleeding?
Man2: Wish I fucking knew bro.. pretty sure it's a UDI.
Unidentified Drinking Injury - A mysterious injury received during a bender (qv) and of which the victim has no recollection
"Honestly Officer, Me and my brother N-Lew don't know WHAT happened. We was just heading back from the Tav with these 2 georgous chicks and when we woke up they'd turned into Swamp Donkeys!" said J-Lew. "Must have been some sort of U.D.I." N-Lew added
Unidentified Drinking Injury.
An injury such as a scratch or bruise that is obtained when in a state of drunkeness. But have no recollection or memory of how it was received.
Mate, i've got a well bad U.D.I on my arm. I must of done it last night when i was pissed!
unidentified drunken injury often sustained while falling down drunk
Me: Damn! My ass is all bruised up. What the hell happened?
You: Your covered with UDIs, dude.