University of California Smokes Cannibis
University of Controlled Substances on Campus
University of California, Second Choice
Also known as University of California, Santa Cruz
We have more hippies than Berkeley.
Our mascot is a slimy yellow hermophrodidic mollusk.
Our athletics are all division 3 and we have no football team.
If you say that marijuana should remain illegal, we might stage a protest against you in Porter meadow but we'll probably be too high to notice that you said anything.
We're one of the least prestigious UCs.
Person 1: I'm going to UCSC this fall.
Person 2: I've heard its really weird there.
Person 1: Yeah but we have the best mascot.
An area where trees are the only things you will see more than white people.
is that ucsc over there?
Wow. Needless to say, I think it's the only campus in North America where "History of Conciousness" is an accepted major. Also, if you go to UCSC, and haven't done First Rain at least once, you're just faking the funk. Also, the best college book ever, "Don't Tell the Parents" was written by the proctor of my old dorm, and is highly suggested reading to all interested in the campus.
UCSC: Where the forest animals are protected more than the students.
University of California at Santa Cruz
A beautiful campus where people are generally great, you get around on public transportation or biking, you learn to think for yourself b/c some of the professors are completely off their rocker, and you work hard not to get pegged as "bleeding-heart liberal," "wigger," "AzN," "token angry black person," "fascist conservative," "that immigrant kid that can't speak English," or "rich emo kid."
UCSC has the coolest mascot ever - GO SLUGS!
people don't just walk around naked here. Deer walk around naked too.
this is also a good place to get brainwashed from the FAR left, walk around in the woods, learn to like the way pot smells, learn to take public transportation,evaluate everything, and most improtantly learn how to live compleatly seperated from anything you might need or want, like a best buy or an In and Out.
ted is doing really great at UCSC his perfomance in "how to be part of the world:injustice and america" was evaluated as "moderatly successful".
-A breathtakingly beautiful campus, home of the Banana Slugs.
-School some of the best programs in the country like astronomy and psychology. Great tennis and swim teams without a hyper inflated sports budget. Offers courses called History of The Beatles, and History of Bob Dylan.
-Not comprised entirely of hipsters, hippies, and stoners. Whatever stereotype you are identified as/identify with is most likely represented also.
Angry Local: Brah! You can't surf here, uck-suck kid!
UCSC Student: Dude, we represent, like, 25% of the SC economy, so piss off and get a job!
University of Collegians Smoking Chronic
1. 1156 High Street
2. "How do you like UCSC?"
"I don't remember."
3. Even the weirdo Merrill kids smoke herb
University of California, Santa Cruz
the kids went to college at UCSC