University College Application Service, or something like that. Basically a service that allows you to apply for universities that is so incredibley long winded and complex that you loose the will to live as one uni after another rejects you.
"You have been rejected from <insert univeristy name here>. Better luck next year!"
A form. Not to be confused with the bionic, even though it does cost £6M maaaaan, understaaaaand? Me neither.
"John Evans please sign for your UCAS form again" - Noddy Holder