| 1. | U.P.B. | ||
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Standing for "Unidentified Party Bruise".
the common (but not remembered) cause for this is : a) running into things b) falling on your face c) general clumsiness These contusions are noticed most likely the morning after, with a slightly hungover expression of "huh?" "Sh**, I totally don't remember getting this U.P.B"
"I thought you punched me in the face, but now I find out I just fell over" "There is a huge U.P.B. on my leg" |
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