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Pronounced you-bonics. High Tech Red Neck for Ebonics.
bubba: Who was dat on da fone?
htrn: Dunno.
bubba: Whad ey say?
htrn: Dunno, they spoke U-bonics.
by daDebil February 24, 2004
 
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A made up language that incorporates slang, mispronounced words, poor gramar, and "clever" word associations.

U-bonics is a form of degraded English, used mostly by lower class American youth.
"What dat fo? You know wat I be sayin! U-bonics iz I talkin bout!"
by Spirrowmint March 11, 2006
 
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Dayum, bitch, can't you speak ubonics?
by Schlongo April 29, 2005