Top Definition
A person who is unable to enjoy themselves because they are too busy worrying about every possible consequence. Also, Typical Tims enjoy making up excuses for why they are not around to hang out.
Situation 1:
"Hey bro wanna hang?"
"Nah sorry I have to go to the mall today since my relatives are in town. Plus, I've got a doctor's appointment. It's a real shame cuz I totally wanted to hang out today."
"Yeah okay Typical Tim"
Situation 2:
"EVERYONE HIDE THE COPS JUST SHOWED UP! oh wait thats just the TV's reflection on the window..."
"God damn it stop being such a Typical Tim"
by ohyesverynice March 27, 2014

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