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Type 1 Diabetesname (-0.976)
When your pancreas doesnt work at all, but it IS NOT your fault. Type 1 is when you are not a fat ass and eat yourself sick. Its when your body goes apeshit crazy and kills itself staring with your pancreas. funnnnnnn, eh?
"So you have diabetes? but youre not fat?"

"I have type 1 diabetes dumbass..."
by MadiMay August 20, 2011
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Type 1 Diabetesdrugs (-1.201)
The kind of diabetes you're stuck with for life and get out of sheer bad luck. Since only 10% of diabetics fall into this category, it is also known as the type of diabetes nobody knows or gives a shit about.
1)
Me (eating salad after workout): Well, yes but it's Type 1 Diabetes and I manage it quite well.

Jackass (eating Doritos and Mt. Dew): That sucks, you really should've made healthier choices.

Me: You're right. Next time I'll pick a better pancreas.

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Jackass: $50 Gazillion was spent on creating a way to solve the diabetes problem in our country, you should be happy!

Me: All of that money will be spent on trying to keep fat people out of McDonalds.
by osm0sis April 24, 2011
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Type 1 Diabetesname (-0.701)
A fictional disease made up by parents to get insurance grants and extra tax returns
Mom 1: my child has type 1 diabetes

Logical person: bullshit
by Halfasianwithabigcock May 18, 2016
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Type 1 Diabeteswork (-0.464)
A misunderstood type of Diabetes where your fucking pancreas had one job - to produce insulin.

Because of the cunt-cock shaped pancreas, type 1's need to inject insulin every time they eat or drink stuff with carbs in.

It is not caused by sugar.
Uneducated fuck: "Did too much sugar cause type 1 diabetes?"
Type 1 diabetic: "No, you fucking moron."
by AngryFuck February 05, 2017
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