very very very very tan, short-ish, has the most amazing laugh that
will keep you laughing, has a great personality, very into sports, gives the most amazing hugs ever, likes girls by the name of
kaitlyn, has a really really really really really really really really
pretty (or as i would say) a handsome smile. says bra, is gonna write a
book called "man law" published after the summer, his hair feels like a porky-pine (everyone loves touches it), has unbelievably SOFT SKIN, is very very very (omg how many times
will i say very) sweet, says honey..sweetie..my love, played as the march hare and other stuff, and is just all around the best
guy ever.....oh and from reading other stuff apparently he has a very very very very very large penis, oh and is very funny.
me: i wanna be a thurman.
them: me too.