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The act of simultaneously being a cunt and a twat
by jt1199 June 03, 2015
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n. Useful, satisfying yet inoffensive combination of two very rude words which can safely be spoken in primmest and properest company. Twat and Cunt.
"He's a right twunt!"
by Coxy November 10, 2003
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A combination swearword, in this case twat meets cunt. Thought to have been invented by humourist Chris Morris for the Channel 4 series 'Jam' (2000). Now a good description of any cunt who's a twat, or indeed vice-versa.
"Don't smoke while you're pregnant, you stupid twunt"
by World of Weird July 10, 2003
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When a person was so vile, that one insult was not enough, the word Twunt was born.

Half Twat, Half C*nt.
OMG MY EX HUSBAND IS SUCH A TWUNT!!!
by YourSuperExGirlfriend August 24, 2010
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a.) a non-vulgar sounding combination of two vulgar words: twat and cunt. commonly used to describe a completely ignorant and utterly stupid person.

b.) fun word to say when you can't use profanity as an insult.
My ex wife is on my case over nothing. She's such a TWUNT sometimes.
by blueyedimples July 01, 2009
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Slang term for the vagina used in similar contexts to its many and varied synonyms. Formed from the first two letters of 'twat' and the last three of 'cunt'.
"That twunt got that fit bird twunted and got hold of her twunt last Saturday. The dirty twunt."

by Brian Munich October 29, 2006
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a combination of twat and cunt used as an insult, originally used by Justin & Jason in 1999.
by Justin Mich September 13, 2006
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