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1.
1) On the social network twitter, a status update is a "tweet". When one quotes someone's tweet, it is a "twote".

2) To put something up for a vote on the social network twitter.(twitter-vote)
1)Ohhhh, yeah that's right, I remember that @person twoted that swisstastic statement yesterday.

2)Do I dump my gf or not? I need all your twotes!
by littlecrackhead April 28, 2009
 
2.
Past tense of verb Tweet ( as in Twitter). Sounds more politically correct than Tweeted or Twat .
X twote that he loves cheesecake
by Tan_Tan August 13, 2010
 
3.
On the social network twitter, a status update is a "tweet". When one quotes someone's tweet, it is a "twote".
Ohhhh, yeah that's right, I remember that @person twoted that swisstastic statement yesterday.
by rogieking September 10, 2008
 
4.
Total Waste of Time & Energy
Man, that party was a total TWOTE!"; "Spending time with her is a TWOTE"; "What a TWOTE!
by Soni-would-like-a-chance April 15, 2011
 
5.
If someone is a bit of a scrote and a bit of a twat, then they're a Twote.
You know what, he's a real twote.
by Bonny lad November 30, 2004