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A ripoff of the delicious snack made of 60% air. Twonkies cost less and are usually purchased by low income households.
"I admit it, that was no twinkie....
my mother buys twonkies!"
(goes off into a corner to cry)
by Mightyted June 08, 2003
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Slang term for a Caucasian person in an African American community.
"Man, look at this white-ass twonkie walkin' through the streets."
by A Type of Juice June 20, 2014
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an overweight female, whose major interests usually include chocolates, television and laying around.
damm lets get the hell out of this bar, it is full of twonkies
by n.bishop November 18, 2006
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one who gets wordtwonked/word
it's 3 a.m. and s/he's done three hits of acid and two tabs of e... what a total twonkie s/he is
by scaredyants September 29, 2003
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A cat from Puerto Rico. The cat survived many death threats and currently lives with a well off owner. It was once decided that the cat would be thrown out of a 14th floor building with a parachute on. A rip chord would be strapped to its leg so that while falling it would freak out and save its own life by pulling the chord. See "Total Badass" for more information.
"Dude, lets throw Twonkie out the window!"

"Not without a fucking parachute!"
by Twonks September 10, 2014
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he is such a twonkie..he said that 2+2=3

Audrey: haha she loves to do stunts that will be dagerous. she will break something.

Zui: yeah she is such a twonkie lol
by SpikeVenom September 11, 2008
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Jess is such a twonkie. Her profile picture is of her wearing a twilight shirt and holding an apple.
by emp123 January 29, 2012
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