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2. Twonker
Natural extension to the twonk twonk definitions.

Used to refer to persons acting in twonk or twonkish mode

singular form: "Oi you Twonker!"

or plural "What are you bleeding twonkers doing in the road?" ("Nothing officer we were just twonking around")

1. twonker
a cross between a twat and a wanker.
Used in blind rage when angry bald people cant even talk properly.
"you stole my anal intrusive dildo you twonker!"
by plack_uk Mar 23, 2005 add a video
3. twonker
An extension of the word twonk, which can be used to describe someone who is being a twonk. Can be combined with the word shit to give an effective offensive word, Twonker-shit.
You utter twonker

You utter twonker-shit
by Squid Dec 12, 2004 add a video
4. twonker
one who twonks, a twonk is a punch to the vagina
Alice gave Tiffany a twonk with all her might
by Bob Hope Feb 28, 2005 add a video
5. twonker
one who is giving a twonk, a twonk being a punch to the vagina
Alice twonked Tiffany with all her might
by Bob Hope Feb 28, 2005 add a video
6. twonker
A dump when turds fly out hitting the water making a "twonk" sound.
I just took a massive twonker and now my butt is wet.
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