A Catholic that only goes to mass on Easter and Christmas. Usually an annoyance to those who go every sunday.
-"We should leave for Christmas mass early."
-"Becuase all the damn twofers are going to take up the seats!"
Something you get two at once.
Harry S. is a twofer dayer.
Oh. The deal is a twofer. Buy one, get one free.
when you get two things for the effort, price, time, or space of one
1. Hey, I can use this room as an entertainment room and a guest room--it's a twofer!
2. AP classes are twofers in that they count for high school and college.
When something is being sold at 2 items for a price, it is referred to as a "two-fer".
"Buy the baked chips, but if they have a two-fer you can get the ones you like also."
A way of Gaining 2 things for the price of 1.
i got the head in one hand, the body in the other, so im thinking two-fer two-fer! So i take the head, stick it right up my ass, the snakes are goin crazy, i take the body, turn it around stick my wammy right up the ass. then the body starts shakin. instant orgasm 2 for 1.
When buying marijuana a twofer is a deal buying two grams for thirty dollars.
Customer: Hey! can you hook it up with a twofer?
Seller: For sure that will be thirty bucks.
the action of an overweight female rubbing the tip of two erect penis together.
Monica: Hey guys its twofers Tuesday; let me take care of you.
Guys: Monica we would rather die.
An exam or test given previously by your current Professor (best) that you use as a study guide. An exam or test given previously to the current class, but not by the same Professor (not as good, but still a good study guide).
The Phi Zappa Crappa fraternity has the best twofer
archive on campus!