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A penis long enough to be held by two hands, one in front of the other, with room to spare.
When Velma unzipped Shaggys' Levis, she saw that he was a two hander, requiring more work than she wanted to put in that night.
by V3lma September 04, 2009
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A British term denoting a play, movie or TV episode that features only two characters for the duration of the piece. Two-hander episodes are commonly seen in the popular BBC soap opera EastEnders, where they've been featured occasionally since 1986.

In television, they're often used for faster filming, since while two actors are filming a two-hander, the rest of the cast can work on another episode. They're often slower-paced and more dialogue-based, with a focus on exposition and character development.
In a special two-hander episode between mother and daughter set the night before Tracy's murder trial, she and Deirdre exchange home truths and their relationship reaches breaking point when Tracy finally tells her mother what happened on the night of Charlie's murder.
by raaaaaagh March 19, 2010
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A girl that is so big that it takes TWO hands to control her in bed.
"Damn bitch you are certainly a two hander, I mean I tried to use one hand on you to entensify the ass pounding I was giving you, but you almost broke it. You fucking walrus, now I have to use two hands, after this sex you will recieve the grapes of wrath fosho"
by the st3 October 07, 2005
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A snowy-icy winter weather day that requires two hands on the steering wheel to avoid going in the ditch and/or collisions with other vehicles.
The roads are so terribly slippery today, it's a two-hander!
by belovedx2 December 26, 2009
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A mammary gland so large it takes two hands to manoeuvre. Usually found in pairs.....
Did you see the size of the bangers on that chick, two handers for sure!
by knock September 15, 2009
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"woah is that bobby? he has a giant two hander!"
by Urban Dickhole October 12, 2011
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