Having a complete lack of care.
"I don't give two shits about the dolphins"
#rats ass #bee's vagina #gophers gonads #two hoots #piss
by BMWGGANTMSFU February 01, 2010
Top Definition
Over exaggeration of not caring.
I don't give two shits about you or your friends.
#dont care #care less #unconcern #2 shitz #etc
by Boykin July 14, 2006
Something that a lot of people refuse to give.
Person: "I could give two shits.."

Me: "But you won't, huh?"

Person: "Nope!"
#dont care #care less #give a fuck #dgaf #apathy
by Forever Remain September 08, 2008
1. A term used to describe something you don't give.

2. A term used instead of saying "I don't give a shit."
Harry: "That hurt my feelings."

Sally: "I don't give two shits about your feelings."
#shit #two shits #care #poop #crap
by ccharless February 20, 2010
One who has to top any story, one upper
"Man!, I just took a big shit! Oh yeah, well I just took two!" hence "Two-Shits"
#topper #oneupsmanship #upsmanship #one up #one upper
by Johnny Danyoung March 16, 2008
Similar to 'one upper'. Phrase depicting someone who always needs to have gone one better. If you have had one shit that morning he/she will have done two.
Hey Bob, I totally did the biggest crap this morning

Aw... I did "TWO SHITS" shits yesterday
#one upper #annoying #wtf #douchebag #upsey
by tippler January 27, 2010
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