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1.
"she got the two-of diamonds"
"what happened last night Mr Rees"
"she got the two of diamonds, standard"
by DRD agencies. December 01, 2011
 
2.
the act of defecating into someone's mouth, often against his/her will, while playing Neil Diamond's 'Cracklin Rosie' on a portable cd player.
"my mouth probably smells like shit because some guy dealt me the two of diamonds in a back alley a half hour ago."
by Ste(v)phen October 26, 2006