|1.||Two of Diamonds|
"she got the two-of diamonds"
"what happened last night Mr Rees"
"she got the two of diamonds, standard"
|2.||two of diamonds|
the act of defecating into someone's mouth, often against his/her will, while playing Neil Diamond's 'Cracklin Rosie' on a portable cd player.
"my mouth probably smells like shit because some guy dealt me the two of diamonds in a back alley a half hour ago."