Top Definition
A crueler and more epic way of saying that you don't care about something.
Friend 1: Hey, do you wanna hear about what happened on Family Guy last night?

Friend 2: No Sean, I couldn't give Two Fucks about what you heard on that retarded show. -_-
by LoneWolf6 June 21, 2011
The minimum amount of fucks required to necessitate action.
"Are you gonna vote for class president?"
"No, I don't give two fucks about that shit."
"Do you at least give one fuck? "
by Turd Flinger November 08, 2013

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