Top Definition
Twislurd - {pro-noun-i-ation} / Twiz-Slur-d / another way to say you or someone your with is drunk, faded, on-1, turnt-up, blasted, zoned. A new slang or urban word used to describe ones current state while consuming alcohol.
Damn He is Twiz-Slurd !

Girl u ain't faded, or turnt-up you beyound that.. hah you officially TWIZSLURD!

It's Friday & I'm ready to get my Twiz-slurd on!

Heyyy.. Mrs Mixologist...Can we get another round over here we getting Twizslurd up in here!
by MrRNB August 12, 2013

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