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Breasts shown with the aide of twitter.
Meghan McCain's recent post showing the novel and her twitties!
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Twitty is a portmanteau of the terms Twitter and witty. An adjective, it is used to describe an especially amusing or ingeniously clever and often biting or ironic remark produced in 140 characters. Twitty remarks are sent via the online social networking service Twitter. The term was created in Sacramento, California on February 19, 2013.
That tweet was real twitty!!
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a Twitty is what you would call a Ginger, a Nazi, a Whore, and/or a Weaboo Queen. It works best when needing to insult someone with out the insulty knowing, whether they actually are really a ginger/nazi/whore/weaboo is irrelevant.
Person1: "Hey did you see that skank just walk past us?"
Person2: "Yeah, she is such a Twitty."
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First used by Snoop Dogg, the term refers to the pussy of a woman.
Snoop tickled that pink twitty, til she squirted.
by youknowit April 11, 2003
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Adjective. Referring to a person who updates their twitter, myspace, facebook, or forthcoming popular social network's status/mood/"what are you doing now?" with grandiloquent or high-sounding one liners regularly three or more times per day with the intention of directly advertising the ample size of their brain or indirectly indicating the emptiness of their being.
A twitty post looks something like: "Jackie realized that the money she spent on liquor in the last week could probably pay for the education of an African child. So, I guess, sorry Mwanajuma."

but is not limited to:
"Paul: The Spirit was OK - I wouldn't recommend paying full price for it. There will be some that love it. Just not me."

and/or:
"Jen is."
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The abbreviation for "This Is Why I Talk To You". Created because saying "This is why I talk to you" all the time made the creators mad.
"I just saw someone eating a Three Musketeers while wearing a purple shirt and they had curly hair. I instantly thought of you!" -Miranda
"Twitty" -Tricia
by The Tech Goddess October 13, 2010
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Twitty means (of a person or animal) unable to rest or relax as a result of anxiety or boredom.
The cat is twitty from pigment dispersion syndrome.
by twittycat99999 December 29, 2013
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