"I have just eaten a bowl of cereal"
"I have just released some shit from my butt into the toilet."
"I have just been called a twit by all 465 people who walked by me."
"I am epic" *Crash while sending*
"My computer crashed while trying to send that tweet on Twitter"
LOOK, YOU LONERS. NOBODY GIVE A FUCKING SHIT ABOUT YOUR TWEETS!!!
Also lacks the functionality of other social networking sites, not that it matters because just like Twitter all those sites suck anyway.
Online social social networking site. its what everyone over who is over 35 and trying to seem hip thinks that everyone under 25 is using. but they actually aren't.
im too young to have a twitter.
v. - to waste your, my, and everyone else's time with dumbass updates that NO ONE needs to know, nor would EVER care to know.
"i farted. it was warm. it made me smile. :}"
"...is eating a cookie. now i can sleep well at night knowing you know this!!11!1!"
"...is on twitter...and i don't know what to say. PEACE, LOVE, AND TWITTER!"