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A trick of the Devil in the form of an online platform provided to a fool for shouting about inanities other fools are already familiar with, being them their own as well.
The idea that twitting is actually communicating is becoming more and more the foundation of the modern, industrialized society, and it is eminently worthy of the superstructure.
Twitter samples:

@jerryo: fantastic article on social media @ respectyourbrainandgiveupyourcurrentlifestyle.com/quittwitting/howtostart

@myass64: great stuff buddy.

@ruththethruth: do you know where do they stream the semi finals of Curling finals?

@thebignothing: especially in Michigan

@poot: most def

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by Parcerito October 14, 2011
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A stupid site for stupid people with no friends, who think everyone else gives a shit what they're doing at any given time.
Also lacks the functionality of other social networking sites, not that it matters because just like Twitter all those sites suck anyway.

Twitter is for twats.
by molecule802.11 April 09, 2009
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'T'ext of 'W'hat 'I'm T'hinking 'T'o 'E'veryone 'R'eading.

Online social social networking site. its what everyone over who is over 35 and trying to seem hip thinks that everyone under 25 is using. but they actually aren't.
i already have a facebook status, why would i need a twitter?

im too young to have a twitter.
by in case you didnt know April 06, 2009
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n. - the facebook "status" bar...without the rest of facebook.

v. - to waste your, my, and everyone else's time with dumbass updates that NO ONE needs to know, nor would EVER care to know.
"hey guys, i'm brushing my teeth and i didn't even have to boot up my computer to tell you! fuck yeah!"

"i farted. it was warm. it made me smile. :}"

"...is eating a cookie. now i can sleep well at night knowing you know this!!11!1!"

"...is on twitter...and i don't know what to say. PEACE, LOVE, AND TWITTER!"
by iamawordwhore April 26, 2009
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A form of chatline for social media "experts" to add thousands of random strangers and wank off to impress other social media "experts" by posting links to articles about the phenomenon of social media
Dave went on Twitter hoping to find interesting people and read amusing things but instead was deluged by nine thousand social media "experts" who bored the living shit out of him until his iPhone exploded/his brain imploded.
by twitted_off February 05, 2009
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A site that makes stalking effortless.
When checking twitter, i noticed that Cindy tweeted from her iPhone that she was shopping at Victoria's Secret. I think i'm going to go to the mall now. Maybe I can sneak a peek of her in the changing room.
by enisainwonderland April 28, 2009
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The gap between a womans TWAT and SHITTER. The female equivelent of the BARSE. NO MANS LAND.
I licked her TWITTER.
by Edddiee P February 18, 2009
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A place for stalkers.
People willingly tell parts of their life, known as "tweeting" and anyone can freely view their posts.
Who's this guy that keeps replying to my tweets on Twitter. He's following me and I don't even know him!
by McMinorrrRocks April 13, 2009
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