2. The 2000's equivalent of the AOL keyword... a medium by which businesses and news sources can publish small amounts of information to people who normally wouldn't care, but who will gobble the information up because the medium of transfer makes them feel like an "insider"
Person 2 (frantically logging onto Twitter): I'm on it! Ah yes here's the story: "Man that Bono is some character, but I like his music from teh 80's #Bono RT RT"... I better re-tweet this quick. We twitterers count on each other to spread hot stories like this so we can stay ahead of the curve.
Also lacks the functionality of other social networking sites, not that it matters because just like Twitter all those sites suck anyway.
Online social social networking site. its what everyone over who is over 35 and trying to seem hip thinks that everyone under 25 is using. but they actually aren't.
im too young to have a twitter.
v. - to waste your, my, and everyone else's time with dumbass updates that NO ONE needs to know, nor would EVER care to know.
"i farted. it was warm. it made me smile. :}"
"...is eating a cookie. now i can sleep well at night knowing you know this!!11!1!"
"...is on twitter...and i don't know what to say. PEACE, LOVE, AND TWITTER!"