A place for stalkers.
People willingly tell parts of their life, known as "tweeting" and anyone can freely view their posts.
Who's this guy that keeps replying to my tweets on Twitter. He's following me and I don't even know him!
A very stuffy and boring site out there. A stalkers dream true.
MySpace has annoying music and annoying layouts.
Facebook has annoying apps and annoying people.
YouTube has annoying videos and annoying comments.
Twitter just has annoying stalkers.
Person 1: "Hey, man, I was on Twitter last night, and-"
Person 2: "Twitter?"
Person 1: "Yeah."
Person 2: "Dude, I don't think we can be friends anymore."
The only social network where the world revolves around Justin Bieber
Justin Beiber has been a trending topic since I was born
Can you believe that on twitter, Justin Bieber's mom was even a trending topic?
I think that Lewis Black said it best, "Where do you get the massive ego to think that anybody gives a shit what you're doing
Retarded Person: I'm gonna go on twitter
Normal Person takes out a double barreled shotgun and rids the world of another huge ego
Obamanism for Twitter.
Obama said that both he and visiting Russian President Dmitry Medvedev use the popular social networking program--which he mistakenly referred to as "Twitters," instead of "Twitter.
The most effective way to tally up the stupid part of the world's population since the lottery. Also facilitates studies of their behavioral and herding patterns (i.e. following a person on tweeter). A perfect tool for stalkers and burglars since twitter users voluntarily disclose information about their whereabouts and activities.
"Hey I found this huge group of people on twitter
about every mundane detail of their boring lives. I think I'm going to follow them."
A site where you think people care, when they're really laughing at how pathetic you look.
A Twitter: I'm watching TV!!!!!!!!!
A person who cares for some reason: Cool!!!!
A person who has a life: Wtf? I don't give a shit!
A Twitter: I'm taking a shit!
A person who cares for some reason: Oh my god!!!!
A person who has a life: ........