Twite

Twite is not a word. It isnt even real slang. A couple of slow friends of mine thought that is what British people say as a statement of agreement. It does not mean ANYTHING and you sound like a complete ass when you use it.

Also, people might think you are calling them a twat. Another reason not to use it.

"Man that movie was sweet"
"Twite"
"...What the Hell did you call me"
"Nothing I just said twite!"
"STOP CALLING ME THAT"
"...Twite?"
"I hate you."

by Fraser91 January 23, 2008

Twite

Synonym of other words of accordance. Shortens up phrases and makes you sound a hell of a lot smarter than you actually are. (Be sure to pronounce it "Tw-eye-t" so people don't think you're calling them a twat).

If I were a british person, I would say "twite" instead of "hmmm, yes i see what you're trying to say there and you have a decent point."

by Jazmin007 November 24, 2007

Twite

The act of posting on Twitter while simultaneously defecating in the toilet, usually on your mobile phone.

"For Gods' sake hurry up in there, I'm burstin for a piss!"

"Be with you in a moment love, just having a twite"

by Sinbadian July 6, 2012

Twite

Being too white.

Hai gurl imma needja to holla atcha boi on mah personal phone. I can't be tellin you all the dirty things I want on hur gurl you know they be tracking my shit. All up in my bidness all up in my bidness. 
-what's that all about?
Fool whatchu talkin 'bout? You read you read! Whatchu twite to understand fool you dumb.

by Ian and Cara November 21, 2011

Twited

to get confused, or wrong

New Artsit (i.e. E-40) use this type of slang now.

Don't get it twited, I aint gotta take you no where.

You must got me twited, i aint wit dat mess.

You getting it twited, I aint you man.

by Jai102389 January 20, 2009