Twitching is when a person updates their status on Twitter ridiculously frequently.
3:05pm - Brandon is bored.
3:15pm - Brandon is eating pudding.
3:32pm - Brandon is excited for Crank 2.
3:45pm - Brandon wants the work day to end.
3:58pm - Brandon is clockin'out and off to the movies.

Me and everyone else - Brandon needs to stop goddamn twitching.
by Blender Fuck April 18, 2009
To look at and admire females. Also known as "bird watching.
Jeff: "Hey do you wanna go down to the beach? I fancy some twitching?"

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Bob: "I love wearing sunglasses, they are great for twitching."
by Greveson December 03, 2009
twitter bitching; the act of tweeting bitter and whiny statements; blowing off steam via twitter; being a real bitch on twitter
Jeremy: "Ugh I'm so sick of seeing Caroline twitching all the time every time I check my twitter."
Jordan: "Seriously. If I don't care that her Aunt Pam is in town with her stupid cat and she has to clean out the litter box, then I'm pretty sure the rest of the twitter world won't either."
by Spidermonkey'sRULE December 01, 2010
A combination of Twitter and bitching, where someone uses their Twitter account to complain about life.
This guy cut me off and I was totally twitching about it later.
by LongRanger2 April 19, 2009
Twitter-bitching. Bitching on Twitter. Using Twitter to complain.
"Hi tweeps. Please forgive my last tweet. I'm just twitching."
or
"OMG! Did you see Michael and Leah's tweets last night? They were twitching back and forth!!"
by Jragyn January 20, 2010
Using a Twitter account to snitch on people.
Chris Brown was totally twitching on Lil Wayne about the New Years Eve party violence.
by MascoUtah January 07, 2010

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