Twitchinese is an uncomprehendable english sub dialect spewed out by a substance abusing sketched out stressball with Turret's. It is usually void of consonents but full of fragmented sentences and slurring blended vowels. Usually ends up in a remark about fucking your mother.
Lasabaduhda, a ha ha ha, subadoo an all the people say, HA! -James Brown from Delerious. Don Vito from Viva La Bam speaks a form of Twitchinese. This elusive mammal is found in Kelowna B.C. and is more missunderstood than the Ogopogo.