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A mix between the words twig & bitch, meaning skinny ass bitches that can wear whatever the fuck they want and still be flawless. Twitches eat a shitload of hamburgers but always maintain their twig figures while some of us turn into a fucking watermelon.
Ex 1: You look so twitchy today!!
Ex 2: That twitch wears a size 7 in kids.
Ex 3: I hope the wind blows that twitch to Africa.
by JERRYSWAG June 05, 2014
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(1) to roll up a jay or blunt.
- most always used with the word "one".
(1) hey, let's go twitch one behind papa john's!
by HappyHenry35 February 14, 2007
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The moment when a person is preusured or fells presured, and it is shown by his/her face fucking up for a split second.
andy: omfg did u see that girls face ,what a stupid bitch

william: u fuckin n0ns3 she has a twitch! go fucking kill urself
by carey March 21, 2004
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something a co-worker does on a frequent basis while sitting still.
Dam, I wish that guy would retire. All he does is twitch.

Is there any medication that he can take to stop that annoying twitch.
by the irish guy June 15, 2004
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measurement of distance
Papa John's is down the road about a half a twitch.
by Andi L. March 21, 2008
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A reference to the twitch of a penis prior to becoming erect. Generally used in disgusting situations.
Marie: "Did you see that chick's rolls?"
Pete: "Twitch".
by Captain Stained-Pants January 17, 2012
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1)A person who you can easily fuck with
2) the worst insult you can ever give someone

3) a person who Is so stupid and will fall for anything, the joke of the town, the biggest loser in your school even after he graduated.
"Yo twitch hit me up for some coke but I'm going to sell him this sheet rock"

"Yo twitch is hanging out with girls in 9th grade." "Didn't he graduated 4 years ago?"
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