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The definition of a Twitch : A chick that has intentions on turning friends or family members against each other so that in the end she gets exactly what she wants and no one is in the way to stop her.They're really good at controlling men.But in the end the Twitch doesn't know what she wants, and when shes done draining the fun out of the man she loves, she eventually leaves him. In result he has nothing and no one to talk to anymore. Bell Biv DeVoe tried to explain this in there song Poison.With the famous words "NEVER TRUST A BIG BUTT AND A SMILE"
Thomas : Since Jason has been dating Jessica he hasn't spoken to us in months, I wonder why ?

Carl : Shes hot, but most likely shes a Twitch and shes telling him awful shit about us

(3 Weeks later)

Jason : I should have never listened to that girl now I have nothing.And no one wants to talk to me.
by EvilGirlsAre3vil May 08, 2011
 
1.
To moves suddenly in a seizure like manner.
Twitching John put down his twentieth cup of coffee.
by Glitter Possum December 27, 2008
 
2.
Twin bitches , girls identical in appearance and both are bitchy in attitude.
Those twins are such twitches!
by Shane Lexander from p town March 15, 2010
 
3.
(Derogatory) A slut; a tease; a general nuisance; someone who uses sex (or the promise of it) to get what she wants without regard for other people's feelings. Combination of twit and bitch; also referring to someone who walks in a suggestive ("twitchy") manner.
That little twitch stole my best friend's husband.
by Emby Quinn October 22, 2003
 
4.
Someone who is in a bad mood.
You are being such a twitch today.
by djerfie February 04, 2008
 
5.
N:Plural:Twitter speak for bitches (my gurlz).
Goodnight my twitches!
Them my twitches!
by BLuTink78 June 29, 2009
 
6.
A Twitch is a scapegoat that is easily blamed for anything and everything. Once blamed enough there would not be a doubt that the Twitch did it.
Boss man: "Who was it that didn't follow my explicit instructions?"

Hugh: "Oh man, it must have been the twitch, he is always messing everything up."
by the real crane March 04, 2014
 
7.
An annoying species of man, quite unique to this earth. Loud and obnoxious, the Twitch will often present with adult braces. When angry, Twitch's will inherit Don Vito-like tendencies, forming words outside of any formal language.
Look at that Twitch's fuckin' teeth! He's like, 21!

WALLLAWALLAWAKHALLA!
shut the fuck up Twitch!
by OSUbro October 28, 2010