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twit (noun)

a foolish person

synonyms: nerd, geek, dork, dweeb, schmuck, putz, goober, plonker, prat, wally

sample usage: Kal Korff is a twit.
by Jirka January 24, 2007
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1. A complete dumbass/fool/retard
2. term for a pregnant fish
1. He's acting like a TWIT agin
2. That TWIT is going to have babies soon
by Beefarino44 July 20, 2005
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The scientific term for a pregnant goldfish
bob: whoa!! that twit is sure gonna have some big baby fish!
fred: yes it is! their names will be sam, timmy, martha,...
by futurevicepres2032 July 02, 2005
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a fun-lovin' idiot with a three seconds memory; ALSO SEE TASH
(Actual definition from the University of Sydney's Official Dictionary)
Good Morning to you too Twit... for the 34th time today and its only 9:30am... #@^%!!!
by MT September 15, 2003
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Past tense form of tweet referring to twitter which valley girls say
I was looking at my twitter ya know, reading like all my past twits
by The twit of all tweeters March 14, 2011
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Internet Troll - someone who would visit groups on social networks that he doesn't like just to leave nasty comments and feed off anger in replies.
Twit: I hate americans!

R1: So why do you visit the group "I love America"

R2: You know that to leave the comment on this forum, you have to click "LIKE" and join the group?

Twit: americans are morons and they eat shit!!!!!

R1: have some respect! Americans with an A.

R2: Learn English before you write something here!

Twit: I hate english as well you a55holes !

etc. etc. and it can go on forever, as long as you feed him.
by xesex September 08, 2010
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A twit is a woman or girl who sits in the bath tub and farts calling it a bubble bath.
The girl is a twit twit, she proudly announced she just took a bubble bath but there is no bubble bath in the house.
by Angelo Mysterioso April 29, 2010
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