Something akin to a nerd; someone who is very unhip and also oblivious to the fact that they are. Like a guy wearing shorts and black socks with a camera hanging from his neck walking around Disneyworld with his twitty wife and twit kids.
Look at those twits playing jarts in their back yard.
a pregnant fish.
a bitch is to dog as a twit is to fish.
better way to say shit on twitter
just say "twit"
Me:Man i took the biggest twit last night.
You: you are so gross
A person known for using, or observed "twittering
Jason and Jen are always twittering
. They are such twits.
An abbreviation of That's what I thought. Easier to say and less work for the mouth when you need to repeatedly tell it to someone.
Michael: Move out of my away or I'll knock you out.
Bobby W: I dare you.
Michael: *Walks away.
Bobby W: Twit.
In Singapore terms, it means teens who try to act cute, wear like the jap kids do, with all the leggings and stuff.
And most of all they can't bloody type proper english.
Most of them are the street punks who think that joining gangs and gangbanging other people are so cool.
Now they're trying to act emo with all the mascara and the communist cap!
For more information, please visit http://museum-of-twits.bl ogspot.com/
twit 1: heLLoxx :))
twit 2: ooi, euu tOdae dOin wAt ahx???
twit 1: dUn nOe lEhz, h0w bOUt euu?
twit 2: gOIn ouT wiTH my lAoGong lORhzz.
twit 1: WAAA! sO luRbbing arhxx.
twit 2: kezkez :) yAr l0rhx, moii lAoGong n moIi goin wAtch m0vIe.
twit 1: kAe lOrhz. i at hMe mAkeup mAkeup den. bUaixx.
That's what I thought.
1: Did you know...?
2: No, I didn't!
A person who depends on the latest technology platforms and social networking trends in an self-destructive, time-consuming manner that is not unlike crack cocaine or heroin addiction.
A: That twit with the i-phone hasn't stopped twittering since we passed through Toledo.
B: All the life has gone out of his eyes. He's just an empty shell - a shadow of his old self.
A: So sad... He used to be interesting and fun. Now he's a dork. Let's kick him.