Thus, Twipples are twisted titties that stay in a twisted position for an undisclosed amount of time before returning back to their original state.
Pun: Whats that?
Brian: How does it feel when I give you a "TITTY TWISTER!?!?!" (Grabs Puns nipples and pulls so hard that they bleed)
Pun: OWWWWWWWWWWW YOU SON OF A BITCH!
Brian: Oh my god dude, look at your tits!
Pun: Holy hell, they are still twisted. They look like ice-cream cones.
Brian: HAHAHA, you have Twipples!!!!