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The twinky cream punch is the action of freezing of a twinky and then later inserting it into your vagina of choice and then fucking blowing inside of, later then followed by eating out the remains of the twinky.

Dude, jack totally twinky creamed punch the shit outta her lastnight!
twinky cream punch
by The mother fucker. August 07, 2011

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