A person who is obsessed (usually young females) with the "Twilight Saga" series of the film adaptations. Twinkies embrace all things Twilight with religious zeal, daily visiting fansites, quoting dialoge from the series, and stalking (online or in person) the films' stars, especially on the Vancouver BC movie set. Most Twinkies are "Team Edward"
Twinkie: "OMG!! Isn't Edward Cullen like so hot??? I'm gonna marry him!!!"
Normal Person: "Dude, he's not real."
An asian person who is either adopted or living in a white community. Hence, yellow on the outside and white on the inside.
Yo, that Alex kid is such a twinkie. He says dude and he is so bad at math!
a tasty cream filled pastry made from god-knows-what; known to have a shelf life of forever; if there was a nuclear war the only things to survive would be twinkies and cockroaches
twinkies: FOOD OF THE GODS!!!!!
A Twinkie is a golden sponge cake with a creamy filling popular in the United States. It is distributed by the subcompany Hostess, which is owned by Dallas-based Interstate Bakeries Corporation.
A common urban legend claims that Twinkies have a shelf life of forever, or can last for a relatively long time of ten, fifty, or one hundred years due to chemicals used in production. While this urban legend is false, they really can last a long time (25 days or so), due to the fact that Twinkies are made without dairy products and thus spoil more slowly than most bakery items.
"Twinkie" is the correct spelling, "Twinky" is for ignorant rednecks.
"Silly customer, you cannot hurt a Twinkie." - Apu Nahasapeemapetilon
Noun: someone who is asian that acts more like a white person than an asian person
Man, that asian is supposed to be smart,what a twinkie.
An asian who is yellow on the outside but white in the inside
That asian prep is such a twinkie
American Gay Term: Refers to a young pretty gay boy that is very fun to look at, play with, filled with white creme but has no nutritional (intellectual) value whatsoever. Twinks are usually referred to by older men. Has a mixed intent, can be meant negativaly as in "Damn twinks dont have the sence god gave a rock" or positivly "Man that twink is hot, wish he'd come over and __________!"
I see Mark is dating a Twinkie again... wonder how long that's going to last?
An asian person who acts white, likes to listen to rock and sucks at math.
Kevin is such a twinkie, He sucks at math and listens to Slayer.