Twink-Dew: twingk-doo, noun. The glistening perspiration of very young, attractive gay males. Often found raining down in glittery, fabulous beads from the half-naked bodies of said young, gay males when they are pole-dancing, cage-dancing, or float-dancing. Is also frequently smeared on passersby at clubs and other high-attendance events and venues. Typically smells of Abercrombie & Fitch and the sprightly musk of unencumbered youth. Which, itself, smells of Fun-Dip® and Not Giving a Fuuuuck.
OMG, I went to the bar to get a refill and I totally got soaked in Twink-Dew!
by The Digital Boi June 25, 2013