Bella, one of the main characters, SUCKS. She has no real personality, with no character growth. She is a clumsy person, who whines, and can't d anything for herself. She is average looking, and she is just down right dependent on everyone but her self. She is like a pet gold fish, except goldfish are way cooler.
Edward, a creepy stalkerish pale bloodsucker. The only reason Bella "loves" him is because of his looks(superficial, right?) and he sparkles (tell me that doesn't make him gay, huh?) he is like 109 years old, Still goes to highschool(?) and is in love with a clumsy dumb teenager.
he watches her sleep and even stands out side her house. he "loves" Bella because of her smell (fishy, huh?) . But, just to clarify, Edward only feasts on animal blood, Not humans. he is a Good vampire (he still sucks in my mind) (get it, SUCKS!)
Jacob- is actually okay. he is a werewolf, who for somereason loves bella (dumb much?)
Alice- edwards sister, she is okay too
All in All Save yourself the time and don't read twilight or the rest of the sega.
TwilightFan-OMG! I Luhove twilight! edward is Such a great BF! OMG Bella is like so lucky! and Like edward is like really hot and he is nice and like protective.
AnyOneWithARealBrain- Uh, Bella really doesn't do anything, and edward is really controlling. They both have no real personality.
TwilightFan-what are U talking about? I mean like twilight was like the best book I ever read! and like the best movie.
AnyOneWithARealBrain- Twilight was probably the ONLY book you've ever read. If you could even call it that.
TwilightFan- STFU! Twilight is uh-mazing and you like no it.
Insulted literature: These books will be the death of me
Bat shit insane girls: OMG OMG OMG OMG OMGO MGOMG OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOGMOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG
OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOGMOGMOGMOGMOMGOMG I LOVE EDWARD CULLEN FROM THE TWILIGHT SERIES!
People who have read the twilight series: Read the books douchebag. If you don't like them oh well, but until you have read the books... SHUT THE FUCK UP.