Topics of discussion include Edward's alleged abusiveness, Meyer's controversial use of the word "chagrin," comparisons with other Vampire mythos, and alleged Mormon apologetics contained in the series.
Barry: Where's Jen going?
Dave: She and Matt got into a Twifight and she got all pissy and left. She said she's waiting for her Edward.
*Matt runs past*
Matt: Wait baby, I've got a pair of wax fangs....please come back!
Danny: Yeah, all these twifights are driving me crazy.