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Twiddlepooper
1) A person (suffering from constipation) who uses coffee stir stick or a bar swizzle stick to loosen the impacted substance. 2) A person who uses who uses coffee stir stick or a bar swizzle stick to pry loosen a troublesome pifflenut. 3) A person who has a fetish for the tilde ~ twiddle stick and like things such as cofee stir sticks and bar swizzle sticks. Example:
At coffee counter... Eww...these stir sticks looks like some twiddle pooper has used them. In a psychoanalysis group... Patient 1 walks into a psychiatrist's office wearing only underwear made of Saran Wrap. Psychiatrist: Well...I can clearly see your nuts. PATIENT 1: Complaining of constipation, walks purposely to the coffee counter, picks up some stir sticks and heads for the bathroom. PATIENT 2: Look at that crazy twiddlepooper! |
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