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1.
A ticket for an event purchased or won via Twitter. Twitter Tickets
@onstagebedford gave away twickets to their production of THE 25TH ANNUAL PUTNAM COUNTY SPELLING BEE just for following them on Twitter.
by dennisactor August 07, 2010
 
2.
1) A single hair located near the rectum or scaif which seems to be imune to shaving, making its removal extremely difficult.
2) A long pube found the stall of a public restroom that doesn't flush down.
1) I have this twicket on my ass that's realy pissing me off.
Don't make me pluck your fucking twicket asshole
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2) Yo check out the twicket in the second stall its huge.
by spermalishious timmy May 20, 2008
 
3.
When you are guaranteed to get laid

Origin: Twat+ticket
Yo Mike, I got a twicket tonight, i'm goin out with that slut Nina Difranco
by Tig Jakah October 06, 2007