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Tired, Wired and Weird. Usually a state of being after a significant period of partying.
We are going to be hella tweird after this weekend.
by myco2012 October 08, 2011
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something that is tite and weird
Damn dawg, that shit is tweird!
by liljayhawkboyy May 18, 2008
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That was weird.
by Natarooski January 24, 2013
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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Too weird
You're tweird.
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A kid 11 to 12 years old who is not quite a teenager who we refer to as a "TWEEN" (meaning in between child and teen). They are starting puberty which makes them "WEIRD". Thus they are a TWEIRD!
OMG my daughter is always talking about boys and she is so spacey lately. What am I going to do, she is such a tweird?!
by BabyChaun September 14, 2011
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