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(noun) A person who tweets about unreal experiences in order to relate to the lives of their followers or to gain attention. A Tweetzophrenic will make up scenarios and tweet about nonexistent people they "hate" or "love." By doing so, their followers will think the tweeter has a life or they might actually relate to the tweet and retweet it.
A Tweetzophrenic would tweet the following:

"Why do you always do this to me? #issues"

"I like you so much, I just wish you would notice me. #invisiblegirlproblems"

"I think about you all the time."

"I hate you so much #goaway"

However, these tweets are not directed towards a particular person. They were made up to draw attention and to be relatable.
by Marbles12345 January 30, 2012

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