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FEMALE CLITORAL MASTURBATION
"HEY WHERES KK? SHE'S IN THE BATHROOM TWEETERBATING. CAUSE MEN MASTURBATE AND WOMEN TWEETERBATE. THERE IS ONLY ROOM FOR ONE WHEN WOMEN TWEETERBATE"
by mudderone602 November 09, 2008
 
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To "Tweet" alone. To gain pleasure from "Tweeting" by yourself. To not accept any followers, just handling your own business.
I've had the most frustrating day, my dog ran away, my boyfriend is being uncommunicative and my hair is a mess, I need to go home and tweeterbate.
by blonderedhead July 19, 2012